1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose, with your tongue out.
4. You just tried No. 5.
6. When you did No. 5, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog.
7. You're smiling right now, because you were fooled.
8. You skipped No. 6.
9. You just checked to see if there is a No. 6.
10. Share this with friends, anyway go to whatever.